Daves's Web of Lies Lie of the Day A Week of Lies Database of Lies Celebrity Liar Guest Liar Submit a Lie

------------

The Philippines were found in 1604 by the explorer Captain Ernest Twat. However for obvious reasons, instead of the country being named after the Captain, they were instead named after the Captain's first mate - Mr. Philip Pines.
Ben Dickinson [email redacted]
Tuesday, 11 May 2004

------------

--(c)1994...2025--