Genghis Khan was brought back to life in the 1960s via medical cloning from the DNA found on a yellow-feathered garment he wore whilst capturing Peking. Unfortunately the cloning went tragically wrong, and Khan spent the rest of his life looking like the character of Big Bird from Seasame Street. Instead of reforming his formidable Mongol tribes and crushing worldwide opposition, Genghis spends most of his time signing autographs, appearing on chat shows, and cuddling 6 year olds.