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Apples are extremely slow moving insects that hang in trees and fall on their prey. The entire course of history could be completely different to what we know today if Sir Albert Newton's head hadn't proved too big to swallow.
Ben Dickinson [email redacted]
Thursday, 08 April 2004

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