It'
s
not only
school
bullies
that
will
make
life
difficult
to the
ginger
-
haired
,
four
-
eyed
, and
significantly
short
kids
in
British
schools
.
Now
, after a
shock
announcement
by a
revolutionary
new
Education
Minister
,
Pythagoras
'
theorem
is
also
against these
children
and
will
refuse
to
compute
accurately
unless
calculated
by
somebody
else
.
Jason Turner [email redacted]
Wednesday, 07 April 2004