Under the
influence
of the
emotion
'
sympathy
', the
human
body
excretes
a
fluid
through the
nostrils
which is
commonly
known
as
snot
,
although
its
technical
name
is "
Sympathetic
fluid
". It is
made
in the Sympathy
gland
-
located
between the
eyebrows
.
5
% of the
population
have a
second
sympathy
gland
located
in the anus, and this
surplus
of
sympathy
can
lead
to
fits
of
violence
and in some
cases
,
teleportation
.
Ben Dickinson [email redacted]
Wednesday, 07 April 2004