A new train line is to be constructed along the east coast of Australia linking Brisbane, Sydney, Canberra and Melbourne. Using specially constructed Ignoromotors developed by the Australian National University, this train will travel at over 1280Km/h due to its revolutionary ability to ignore most of the boring landscape it travels through. Work on the Trans-Australian link is expected in two years time, with the estimated time of journey between Adelaide and Darwin being a mere seven minutes.