William
Shakespeare
was the
pen
name
of
Ala
Abu
Akbah
, a
wandering
mendicant
of
middle
eastern
origin
who
settled
in
Britain
shortly
after the
death
of
Henry
VIII
. He was
rumoured
to be a
eccentric
Eastern
potentate
who
found
it
easy
to
enter
high
society
and
marry
Anne
Hathaway
(who
secretly
had to
convert
to
Islam
,
hence
the
lack
of
photographs
of her).
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Friday, 02 April 2004