In
1972
, as a
reaction
to being
called
the
leader
of a
tin
-pot
banana
republic
, the then
President
of
Belize
crowned
himself
Duke
and
ordered
all the
banana
plantations
to be
uprooted
and
populated
with
mango
trees
.
Theodore H Biscuit ([email redacted])
Friday, 02 April 2004