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All the teeth collected by the Tooth Fairy are powdered and combined with mint flavouring to make toothpaste. Analysis of the Fairy's typical pay out for teeth left under pillows, and the current price of toothpaste, suggest she makes a very modest profit of about 4%.
Simon Smith ([email redacted])
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