The
time
-
honoured
practice
of
turning
a
pumpkin
into a
carriage
as
transport
to the ball is
now
shunned
by
beautiful
god
-
daughters
.
Nowadays
they
expect
to have a
small
orange
transformed
into a
open
-
top
sports
car
, and
complain
about the
excessive
sogginess
of the
seats
.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 17 March 2004