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The time-honoured practice of turning a pumpkin into a carriage as transport to the ball is now shunned by beautiful god-daughters. Nowadays they expect to have a small orange transformed into a open-top sports car, and complain about the excessive sogginess of the seats.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
Wednesday, 17 March 2004

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