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When walking at any speed above 0.5 mph (equivalent to a slow amble along a riverbank on a Sunday afternoon) each step taken shortens ones life-expectancy by 17 minutes if one is male, or by 18 minutes and 32 seconds if one is female. No one knows why.
Sir Boyd Frogmirth, Foot-doctor
Wednesday, 17 March 2004

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