When
walking
at any
speed
above
0
.
5
mph
(
equivalent
to a
slow
amble
along
a
riverbank
on a
Sunday
afternoon
) each
step
taken
shortens
ones
life
-
expectancy
by
17
minutes
if
one
is
male
, or by
18
minutes
and
32
seconds
if
one
is female. No
one
knows
why.
Sir Boyd Frogmirth, Foot-doctor
Wednesday, 17 March 2004