Jello
is the #
1
cause
of
divorce
in the
United
States
of
America
. It has been
known
to
cause
blindness
,
arthritis
and an incurable
form
of '
whining
'
known
as '
Bitchasclerosis
Multiplerosis
Disease
'.
D. Monica O'Leary / [email redacted]
Tuesday, 16 March 2004