Cats
only "
always
land
on their
feet
" in the
hemisphere
in which they were
born
-
elsewhere
they
land
upside
-down.
Thus
transport
of
cats
across
the
equator
is
banned
by
several
international
treaties
.
Cats
born
on the
equator
itself
always
land
on their
feet
wherever
they are,
since
they have
eight
legs
, and are
highly
prized
by
small
Japanese
women
.
Ian Cowley ([email redacted])
Sunday, 14 March 2004