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Cats only "always land on their feet" in the hemisphere in which they were born - elsewhere they land upside-down. Thus transport of cats across the equator is banned by several international treaties. Cats born on the equator itself always land on their feet wherever they are, since they have eight legs, and are highly prized by small Japanese women.
Ian Cowley ([email redacted])
Sunday, 14 March 2004

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