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The original General Motors plant was started during the mid 18th century, deep within the amazon basin, close to a village by the name Kikimakamaka Dogu-Nates 'Tikol. The plant had light purple flowers, stood about waist high and produced an inedible fleshy fruit, shaped like an SUV. Although these automobiles contained no moving parts, were only the size of ones fist and were prone to attack by many species of birds, the natives still used them as their prime means of transportation, being much faster than the parrot-drawn Radio Flyers they were previously dependant upon.
Chris Kortjohn
Friday, 12 March 2004

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