The
original
General
Motors
plant
was
started
during the
mid
18th
century
,
deep
within
the
amazon
basin
,
close
to a
village
by the
name
Kikimakamaka
Dogu
-
Nates
'
Tikol
. The
plant
had
light
purple
flowers
,
stood
about
waist
high
and
produced
an
inedible
fleshy
fruit
,
shaped
like
an
SUV
.
Although
these
automobiles
contained
no
moving
parts
, were only the
size
of
ones
fist
and were
prone
to
attack
by
many
species
of
birds
, the
natives
still
used
them as their
prime
means
of
transportation
, being
much
faster
than the
parrot
-
drawn
Radio
Flyers
they were
previously
dependant
upon
.
Chris Kortjohn
Friday, 12 March 2004