The
fastest
object
ever
to
fly
through the
atmosphere
was
actually
a
specially
sculpted
piece
of
Red
Leicester
cheese
made
by
Mrs
Glenda
Nosebiscuit
of
Surrey
. By
using
the
time
-
honoured
method
of
putting
a
large
spoon
on a
table
with the
handle
hanging
over the
edge
,
loading
the
cheese
into the
bowl
and
giving
it a
good
hard
thwack
with the
arm
, she
achieved
a
speed
of
nearly
20
kilometres
per
second
,
easily
fast
enough
to
eject
the
cheese
from the
Earth
'
s
, and
Sun
'
s
,
gravitational
pull
. The
cheese
is
now
well
on its
way
to
overtaking
Voyager
2
as the most
distant
man
-
made
object
from the
Earth
.
Paul Wayper ([email redacted])
[undated]