Pope
John
Paul is an
incurable
Beatlemaniac
. When
first
elected
pope
, he had
selected
the
name
John
Paul
George
Ringo
, but the
College
of
Cardinals
rejected
the
idea
on the
grounds
nobody
was
able
to
figure
out how to
translate
"
Ringo
" into
Latin
.
Paul Israel, [email redacted]
[undated]