Robert
Smith
of 'The
Cure
' was once
worshipped
by a
small
Polynesian
tribe
as a
god
of
fertility
and
Phillips
screw
drivers
.
Upon
the
release
of the
album
'
Bloodflowers
' the
tribe
changed
their
mind
and
chose
Alvin
Stardust
to
fill
the
vacancy
.
BJ [email redacted]
[undated]
