The only
legal
way
to
dispose
of an
American
flag
is to
immerse
it in a
bath
of
mild
acid
until
friable
, and then
grind
it with a
mortar
and
pestle
so that it
reaches
the
consistency
of
fine
sand
. The
resultant
powder
must
be
mailed
to the
Pentagon
,
c
/
o
General
Colin
Powell
.
Ophelia, [email redacted]
[undated]