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The only legal way to dispose of an American flag is to immerse it in a bath of mild acid until friable, and then grind it with a mortar and pestle so that it reaches the consistency of fine sand. The resultant powder must be mailed to the Pentagon, c/o General Colin Powell.
Ophelia, [email redacted]
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