Aspirin
is
made
from the
dried
and
crushed
bones
of the
Southern
Peculiar
Whale
. This
animal
is
now
perilously
close
to
extinction
,
partly
because of the
increasing
number
of
headaches
in
modern
life
, but
mostly
because of their
tendency
to
dissolve
during
prolonged
contact
with
water
.
Sir Greg O'Beirne
[email redacted] http://www.uwa.e
[undated]