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It is possible to induce the birth of an African elephant calf by whispering Hillaire Belloc's "Matilda" in the mother's ear. Curiously, this does not apply to Indian elephants, with whom it is necessary to play Kool and the Gang records from 1982.
Rich ([email redacted] - formerly [email redacted])
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