The
National
Physical
Laboratory
in
Teddington
has a
special
calibrated
device
called
a
canadiometer
, with which
one
can
measure
how
Canadian
a
person
is.
Australians
typically
score
about
0
.
2
, while,
mysteriously
, the
highest
ever
reading
,
5
.
7
, was
achieved
by a
tin
of
Kiwi
shoe
polish
that was
actually
manufactured
in
Northern
Tibet
.
Simon Smith ([email redacted])
[undated]