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Ranking among Dark Jedi Masters is determined solely by how silly their names are. The sillier the better. Hence Darth Maul outranks Darth Vader, Darth Sidious outranks Darth Maul, and Darth Continent outranks Darth Sidious. All Sith Lords bow down in the fearsome presence of Darth Wibble.
Simon Smith ([email redacted])
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