Ranking
among
Dark
Jedi
Masters
is
determined
solely
by how
silly
their
names
are. The
sillier
the
better
.
Hence
Darth
Maul
outranks
Darth
Vader
,
Darth
Sidious
outranks
Darth
Maul
, and
Darth
Continent
outranks
Darth
Sidious
. All
Sith
Lords
bow
down in the
fearsome
presence
of
Darth
Wibble
.
Simon Smith ([email redacted])
[undated]