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Former American President Jimmy Carter was found during autopsy to be completely stuffed with vile smelling pot-pourri. It is thought that the substance was introduced into his body without his knowledge over a twenty-year period.
Dr. C.M. Trouser-Implosion (Lecturer in Bile-Extraction Ethics, Michigan)
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