Former
American
President
Jimmy
Carter
was
found
during
autopsy
to be
completely
stuffed
with
vile
smelling
pot
-
pourri
. It is thought that the
substance
was
introduced
into his
body
without
his
knowledge
over a
twenty
-
year
period
.
Dr. C.M. Trouser-Implosion (Lecturer in Bile-Extraction Ethics, Michigan)
[undated]