Scientists at the FDA have found that the current increse in fast food could destroy the world economy. As food gets faster the time delay between payment and consumption is shortened. The FDA investigation found that, at current rates, food speed will have increased to the point where there is a singularity in the burger matrix by 2027. At this point, time and space will become interchangeable and this will result in every person on the planet simultaneously paying for an infinite number of burgers.