You
can
make
your own
Dalai
Lama
merely
by
adding
half
a
pint
of
boiling
water
to a
Pot
Noodle
,
leaving
for
three
minutes
and then
stirring
thoroughly
. The
makers
of
Pot
Noodles
are
currently
investigating
the
feasibility
of
creating
a
stir
-
fry
Archbishop
of
Canterbury
.
Simon Smith ([email redacted])
[undated]