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Americans refer to Sellotape as Scotch Tape, Clingfilm as Saran Wrap and Tippex as White Out. These differences arise because Americans already use these European terms for other items. Sellotape to an American is a small rodent that lives in wooded areas and eats elephants. Clingfilm is a children's game played with a set of dice and a roll of toilet paper. Finally, Tippex is a chemical used to stop headlice from nesting in hamburger patties.
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