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Due to a clerical error during the final days of the Clinton administration, cakes are now subject to the same export controls as computers and munitions, with the export of sufficiently elaborate cakes from the US to the rest of the world permissible only under special government licences. Cake products incorporating 40 or more currants and/or chocolate chips, cakes that include chocolate, jam and cream simultaneously and cakes equipped with armour-piercing rounds are not allowed to be shipped overseas under any circumstances.
Dr_Wadd
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