The
strong
smell
of
urine
in most of
London
'
s
back
streets
is not
actually
caused
by
tramps
and
drunken
late-
night
revelers
, but by a
fleet
of
tanker
trucks
operated
by
London
Transport
. They
appear
in the
early
hours
of the
morning
and
spray
urine
everywhere
in an
attempt
to
make
any
visit
to
London
as
unpleasant
as
possible
,
thereby
dissuading
tourists
from
ever
returning
and
consequently
easing
the
strain
on the
capital
'
s
clapped
out
transport
system
.
Ron Lublinski ([email redacted])
[undated]