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In order to achieve the highest rank possible for a McDonald's chef, the prospective candidate must be able not only to detect an extra-sized portion of Coke at a range of 100 paces by smell alone, but must also be able to tell whether the drink was dispensed with a single press of the 'Coke, Large' button, or if it was topped up with multiple presses.
Simon Smith ([email redacted])
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