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In a recent survey conducted by a British newspaper, 35% of penguins declared they were happy with the performance of the current Labour government and 44% said that the government were failing to take penguin issues seriously. Almost 66% of penguins said they were thinking of voting liberal democrat at the next election.
Lord Cowdrey
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