
Because of
mistranslations of the
original patristic Latin and
Greek, it has
long been
believed that the
seven deadly sins are
pride,
envy,
wrath,
sloth,
avarice,
gluttony, and
lechery.
Modern scholars now realise the
sins are
really pride,
yawning,
acrophobia,
tango dancing, the
common ocelot,
eating with
one'
s mouth full, and
exchanging Grateful Dead tapes.
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