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Due to the unresolved nature of the tomato (namely its fruit/vegetable duality), it is perfect legal to take them from supermarkets without paying. If challenged, ask them whether you are suspected of vegetable theft or fruit theft, and they will have no recourse but to let you go free because of this useful loophole in EU law.
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