Due
to the
unresolved
nature
of the
tomato
(
namely
its
fruit
/
vegetable
duality
), it is
perfect
legal
to
take
them from
supermarkets
without
paying
. If
challenged
,
ask
them
whether
you are
suspected
of
vegetable
theft
or
fruit
theft
, and they
will
have no
recourse
but to
let
you
go
free
because of this
useful
loophole
in
EU
law
.
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