In the
olden
days
, in
order
to
summon
Beelzebub
one
had to
go
through a
complicated
series
of
arcane
and
obscene
ceremonies
,
involving
black
candles
,
drugged
virgins
,
sex
with
goats
and so
forth
. These
days
the
process
has been
greatly
streamlined
, and
one
need
only
telnet
to
port
666
on any
Microsoft
web
server
. The
username
is
BLZB
and the
password
is '
summondevil
'.
Simon Smith ([email redacted])
[undated]