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In the olden days, in order to summon Beelzebub one had to go through a complicated series of arcane and obscene ceremonies, involving black candles, drugged virgins, sex with goats and so forth. These days the process has been greatly streamlined, and one need only telnet to port 666 on any Microsoft web server. The username is BLZB and the password is 'summondevil'.
Simon Smith ([email redacted])
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