It is the
duty
of all
citizens
to
report
Acts
of
God
to the
proper
authorities
. Only
persons
who
ACTUALLY
witness
God
in the
act
of
Acting
are
actually
permitted
to
make
such
reports
.
Persons
submitting
reports
of
SUPPOSED
acts
of
God
are
guilty
of an
offense
under the
Deities
Act
(
1971
) and are
liable
to a
penalty
of not more than
6
months
in
purgatory
.
Paul Ritchie, although in a previous life I was Pope Alexander III (and IV) (ski
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