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When waiters in Italian restaurants offer to grind pepper for you, they are in fact sending out a secret code to determine if you are a member of the Society of Sicilian Mafiosi. Anyone who responds to the offer of pepper with the phrase "Well, spank me a woodchuck, Skippy!" will be taken into the back room and given a lot of money.
Giuseppe Giuseppe
[undated]

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