When
waiters
in
Italian
restaurants
offer
to
grind
pepper
for you, they are in
fact
sending
out a
secret
code
to
determine
if you are a
member
of the
Society
of
Sicilian
Mafiosi
.
Anyone
who
responds
to the
offer
of
pepper
with the
phrase
"
Well
,
spank
me a
woodchuck
,
Skippy
!"
will
be
taken
into the
back
room
and
given
a
lot
of
money
.
Giuseppe Giuseppe
[undated]