The
United
States
is
looking
to
expand
from its
current
size
of
roughly
46
-
54
states
to a
total
of
roughly
311
states
. The most
likely
candidates
for
new
statehood
,
aside
from the
District
of
Columbia
and
Puerto
Rico
, are
Canada
,
Middle
Dakota
,
Detroit
,
Microsoft
, and the
backyard
of the
person
who
sends
in the most
tokens
from the
side
of the
box
of
Lucky
Charms
.
Giuseppe Giuseppe
[undated]