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The United States is looking to expand from its current size of roughly 46-54 states to a total of roughly 311 states. The most likely candidates for new statehood, aside from the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico, are Canada, Middle Dakota, Detroit, Microsoft, and the backyard of the person who sends in the most tokens from the side of the box of Lucky Charms.
Giuseppe Giuseppe
[undated]

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