It is
well
known
that
Turtles
are
powered
by a
small
perpetual
motion
device
mounted
beneath
their
shells
.
Tortoises
, being
much
the
inferior
species
however
, have to
make
do with a
small
gas
turbine
. This does
enable
them to
carry
a
fully
-
stocked
fondue
set
at all
times
,
thus
making
them
great
party
guests
.
dominic murch ([email redacted])
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