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It is well known that Turtles are powered by a small perpetual motion device mounted beneath their shells. Tortoises, being much the inferior species however, have to make do with a small gas turbine. This does enable them to carry a fully-stocked fondue set at all times, thus making them great party guests.
dominic murch ([email redacted])
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