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The keyboards on all Australian computers, typewriters, and word processors are the exact opposite of all Northern-hemisphere products of the same design, with the notable exception of the letter H, which is missing altogether (Australians simply use two Y's and a C to simulate H when necessary). The odd arrangement of keys has nothing to do with Australia being in the southern hemisphere and everything to do with an Australians' propensity to drink too much.
Giuseppe Giuseppe ([email redacted])
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