Contrary to Sir Isaac Newton's claim that "God doesn't play dice," it has been discovered through a very loose reading of the book of III Peter that God not only plays dice, he is quite a whiz at blackjack, and had quite a reputation among early Israeli casinos as He could cripple their entire business on one well-timed turn at the roulette wheel. This is why some Christian denominations do not allow gambling; not because they believe it is a sin, but because they know all too well that if God ever decided to come to the casino, they would be financially ruined.