Bill
Gates
insists
on his
bank
balance
only
ever
being a
prime
figure
. To this
end
he
occasionally
defers
his
wage
payments
till
they are
enough
to
push
him up to the next
prime
number
. He does this because he
lives
in
perpetual
fear
of a
communist
revolution and
wishes
to be
sure
that in such an
eventuality
, his
wealth
cannot be
shared
out
equally
among
the
rest
of the
population
.
Jacob
[undated]