In
1982
octogenarian
Bruce
Tampwell
sued
the
entire
world
for
copyright
infringement
,
claiming
that he had been the
first
person
anywhere
to
include
in his
answering
-
machine
message
, "
please
leave
a
message
after the
beep
".
Tampwell
argued
that he was
owed
two
billion
US
dollars
in
unpaid
licensing
royalties
from "
just
about everyone".
John Fairhall ([email redacted])
[undated]