Saint
Anthony
of
Padua
once
miraculously
clothed
423
poor
people
with
garments
of
polyester
,
centuries
before the
fabric
was
invented
. During the
process
of his
canonisation
, the
devil
'
s
advocate
argued
that has
Anthony
been a
true
saint
, he would have been
able
to
conjure
at
least
wool
.
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