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A very rare limited edition set of 1987 Topps Baseball Cards featured one extra card, that of God. God's baseball card gave His date of birth as "I am eternal," his height as "I am infinite" and his position as "third base". According to his year-by-year statistics, God's best season came in 1841, when he hit .874 with 127,000 home runs and over a million runs batted in. His worst season came in 1966, when he hit just .208, but that can be partially explained by the fact that he sat out several months with a strained Achilles tendon. One bonus feature of this special card is that anyone who looks at the front picture immediately bursts into flames.
Giuseppe Giuseppe
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