A very
rare
limited
edition
set
of
1987
Topps
Baseball
Cards
featured
one
extra
card
, that of
God
.
God
'
s
baseball
card
gave
His
date
of
birth
as "I am
eternal
," his
height
as "I am
infinite
" and his
position
as "
third
base
".
According
to his
year
-by-
year
statistics
,
God
'
s
best
season
came
in
1841
, when he
hit
.
874
with
127
,
000
home
runs
and over a
million
runs
batted
in. His
worst
season
came
in
1966
, when he
hit
just
.
208
, but that
can
be
partially
explained
by the
fact
that he
sat
out
several
months
with a
strained
Achilles
tendon
.
One
bonus
feature
of this
special
card
is that
anyone
who
looks
at the
front
picture
immediately
bursts
into
flames
.
Giuseppe Giuseppe
[undated]