It is a
small
known
fact
, that the
works
of
Shakespeare
were
actually
written
by an
infinite
number
of
monkeys
with
typewriters
. It
took
an
infinite
length
of
time
, which is why "
Macbeth
" was not
published
until
13000BC
.
T. Yates
[email redacted]
[undated]