It has recently been revealed that in a series of secret and controversial, biological weapons experiments, the American government injected over forty thousand unborn llamas with rodents. On questioning Dwight Hakkenbacker, spokesman for the Department of Defence and Animal Husbandry was quoted as saying that no llamas had suffered during the tests. Gregor Bozowski spokesman for the rodent's pressure group, and son of original test victim `Fluffy the gerbil', claimed that while indeed no llama was known to have suffered, overcrowding was now a problem for many of his members, with up to 300 hundred rodents per llama with three or four generations of the same family being forced to live in one room limbs.