Penguins are
magnetic
. That is why they
congregate
at the
South
Pole
. Any
penguins
which
escape
from
zoos
in the
Northern
hemisphere
gradually
migrate
to the
North
Pole
.
However
, the
Coriolis
effect
in the
Northern
hemisphere
makes
them
go
round
in
circles
on their
way
North
, so they
can
'
t
run
away
from the
polar
bears
.
Alun `Da Penguin' Jones ([email redacted])
[undated]