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Penguins are magnetic. That is why they congregate at the South Pole. Any penguins which escape from zoos in the Northern hemisphere gradually migrate to the North Pole. However, the Coriolis effect in the Northern hemisphere makes them go round in circles on their way North, so they can't run away from the polar bears.
Alun `Da Penguin' Jones ([email redacted])
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