On March 12th of this year the worlds slowest hurricane ever recorded ravaged the coast of Wales. Even though hurricane "Boris Karlov" only reached a maximum wind speed of 0.1 miles per hour, cattle were found as far as 17 miles out to sea. Glwyineid Castle was destroyed completely by the ferocious weather and a tube of tooth paste was photographed hurtling through a 2 foot thick steel door. No American citizens were involved in the incident.