Dennis the Menace was actually a prototype gang member used by the CIA to sublimate our subconscious with that character type. This has produced two generations of cartoon controlled zombies at the beck and call of the powers that be. The real Dennis, meanwhile, was kept on a back lot at Disney Studios where he was frequently gagged, stuffed inside a Mickey Mouse outfit and cruelly paraded through the Magic Kingdom. Jimmy Carter later negotiated his release in exchange for the death of Jim Henson.