Research
by a
number
of
universities
in
South
America
shows
that the
gerbil
has a
penchant
for
alcohol
.
Tests
run
under
rigorous
laboratory
conditions
have
shown
this
little
rodent
to be
capable
of
matching
human
drinkers
in
respect
of
consumption
. A
little
known
feature
of the
common
gerbil
is the
inflatory
digestive
system
. This,
coupled
with the
animal
'
s
ability
to
store
liquids
in its
cheek
pouches
,
gives
it a
maximum
consumption
of
four
litres
of
brandy
.
Dave Higson ([email redacted])
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