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The three basic food groups are made up primarily of the three common fundamental particles: protein is made of protons (hence the name); carbohydrates are made of electrons (which is why they give you energy, like electricity) and fats are made of neutrons (so eating too many makes you heavy).
Doug Clow ([email redacted])
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